7 basic things you should know before marrying a Yoruba girl

Yoruba girls will meet your definition of
archaic and indigenous women who know
how to play their cards well in marriages.
You can be sure that they would handle the
affairs of your home with wisdom as they
seem to have gathered a wealth of
experiences before being married.
Since we have talked about the important
things to know before marrying an Igbo girl ,
it would not be fair for us not to check out
the same for Yoruba girls. Yoruba girls have
interesting cultural background, there are
many interesting sides to them.

There are many things you need to know
about Yoruba girls if you want to marry
them; this would at least prepare your mind
as to what to expect in the marriage.
Marriage is a life long journey that you need
to prepare for. It is a bit tasking as two
different individuals with different orientation
and backgrounds are coming together to
become a unit. It is definitely not a child’s
play.
Coming back to Yoruba girls, they are ladies
that would not fall your hand when you take
them out to parties. The way they would
blend at the party would make you think
they were born for that purpose alone.
They would never fall your hand as they
always find a way of representing one way
or the other. Before we delve into the issue
at hand, we know you like Yoruba ladies
because of their huge backside.
Find below some of the things you should
know about Yoruba girls before you go on to
marry one:

1. Your saturdays will be filled with
events

Before you get married to a Yoruba girl, you
should know that her Saturdays would be
booked. There would always one party of the
other for her to attend.
Even when she does not have valid invitation
card, she would find a way to create a bond
with the host and give you a reason why she
has to be there.
They take it upon themselves to celebrate
with people around them. This means you
will keep buying asoebi as long as you are
married to them.

2. They will kill you with greetings.

Yoruba girls are so respectful. They would
greet you in the morning when they wake up
and when you are leaving for work. There is
always a greeting for everything they do and
they do not ever get tired of it.
Even when they do not like you, they would
still do their normal greetings. Once they
recognize you have money, they would not
stop greeting you till you drop something.
3. You need to have a certain level of
hygiene yourself.

Before you go on to marry that Yoruba girl,
you need to have a certain level of hygiene
yourself. This means that you must be
someone who cannot tolerate dirt in your
immediate environment.
Most Yoruba girls struggle in this area and
you have to be ready to encourage them
while you upgrade them to your level of
cleanliness.

4. They love to cook
Yoruba girls are wonderful cooks; they do
not mind cooking morning, afternoon and
night for you. They would feed you well
while you are married to them.
You can be sure that they would take care
of your children too. They would train them
the best way they could and feed them well.

5. They know how well to tie a man
down
If you know all you want to do is play, then
please know the kind of girls you would
choose. Yoruba girls would always find a
way to clinch to you once they like you.
Before long, they would be carrying your
child. Don’t even bother talking to them
about abortion.
This means you have gotten yourself a baby
mama. Yoruba girls do not mind getting
pregnant for you if it means they would get
a share of your properties.

6. They are good dressers
Yoruba girls can never get it wrong with
their dressing. Please, we are not talking
about those ones that have not seen the
modern day light. Every tribe has people like
these amidst them.
But the modern day Yoruba girls can dress
for Africa. They know how to tie their gele
so well you would be proud of them there
and then.

7. You have to learn how to eat pepper
If you want to marry a Yoruba girl, then you
have to be prepared for all the spices that
would enter your life. Yoruba people love
eating pepper; they would add this to every
meal they cook.
Even their puff-puff has pepper in it. If you
have ulcer and do not like pepper, you may
need to leave special instructions for your
wife to be otherwise, she would flood your
life with pepper.

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